Seen on an actual billboard, right here in the headquarters of Grand Rapids:

"Affordable Bankruptcy."

Followed by a phone number.

Hm.

Sounds like the ending to a bad joke.

"My family is so poor ... "

"How poor are they?"

"They're so poor, they can't even afford bankruptcy!"

[peals of completely forced and unwarranted laughter here]

I love this city.