Also now available from CafePress and The Michaelodian:



The Lincoln shirt is slightly higher quality material, and runs for $19.99, while the Churchill shirt is a "value t-shirt" and runs for $14.99).

I've got mine.

Because sometimes you just need to say "Look, enough is enough already," The Michaelodian proudly hesitatingly unapologetically indifferently presents:



Whether with the coffee mug ($14.99) or with the bumper sticker ($5.50), make a statement of your own - not all platitudes are universally true.

Items are available now through CafePress.