When I think of Monday, I can't help but visualize its face. As the men who shot General Stonewall Jackson once said, "know thy enemy", and I don't feel like I can really know the enemy that is Monday until I can see its face ... hear its voice ... look it square in the eyes. Monday, with its pure evil; Monday, with its sinister stare; Monday, with its cold-hearted and calculated brutality.

And I hardly think I'm alone in saying that, when I see the face of Monday, it looks EXACTLY like this: